As a kid: You spilled soda on his car phone.
Then get him: The new, new iPhone (it comes out Friday, which means you should've been on some retailer's list like 2 weeks ago). www.apple.com/iphone

As a kid: You were arrested for underage drinking.
Then get him: These "cuffs" instead. Because it's the little things that matter most (with men's fashion). http://www.target.com/

As a kid: You "came out" as a vegetarian.
Then get him: A portable camper's grill. Now you can tell him to "take a hike" (and mean it!) next time he makes a burger joke. www.crateandbarrel.com/grills-and-accessories

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